The 51st shade of gray

When Black Friday starts on Thursday it is actually a retrograde shade...right?

No sense

If only my random thoughts would be something more than chaos theory

Genetic fan phobias

The outcome of the Bears game is connected to my Sunday clothing...

Squirrely

If you are able to get my attention you only have it until another object crosses my line of vision...

Abundant strife

In order to live an abundant life one must choose simplicity...

Marching in place

If only John Phillip Sousa (sp?) could hit the side of my CD player to move this music along...

Impulsive

Every picture in my mind is a bit off center...as if I am simply leaning into life.

Misidentified

I identify myself as frequently wrong and mistakenly right

Confounded Contraptions

I would sooner cut off my toe than ask for instructions on how to work the weed whacker...

Spirit misguide

My favorite Woody Allen line begins "I shot a moose...", well I hit a goat...

Knot Good

There are times when my stars are tied in a Gordian knot...resulting in great psychic confusion...

Summer Annoyance Disorder (Really SAD)

Summertime and the living is allegedly easy...

The 2% Dissolution

Is it possible to change who you are?  Can Jack Reacher ever become James Bond?

Caddyshack Crazy

Carl Spackler is the greatest everyman character Hollywood ever created.

Mowing Madness

Watching grass grow is only boring if you are not the one mowing the yard.

Yelling at Tornadoes

Tornadoes and hurricanes are preceded by absolute silence, a magnificent moment of quiet before the storm.

Inspired Envy

Using envy to propel me into the future takes a certain amount of chutzpah.

Prostration

The frustrating act of prostrating oneself before the alter only to get kicked out of church...

Memory like a Sieve

I used to be able to screen my thoughts before I forgot what I was saying

Tumbling Pride

A lithesome frame does not always guarantee suppression of the inner klutz.

Probable Dementia

Estrogen patch warning: The WHI Memory Study reported an increased risk of "probable dementia" in postmenopausal women 65 years or older on estrogen replacement patch.  I am thinking that means definite dementia for those that are not on the patch!!!

Climate Controlled Chaos

I remember reading William Faulkner's widow bought an air conditioner the day after he died... I get it...

Fantasy Friday

Friday nights I clean house and live in my fantasies

Insomnia

It is hard to get rest when sleeping with crocodiles...

Brother-in-law Day

Just because you marry the girl shouldn't mean you marry the scary family

Racing towards the void

You would think after the first car crash I would reduce my speed.

Resolute

Resolutions are not easy to attain when you live with scattered thoughts.