Sunday, December 1, 2013

The 51st shade of gray

When Black Friday starts on Thursday it is actually a retrograde shade...right?

Saturday, October 26, 2013

No sense

If only my random thoughts would be something more than chaos theory

Sunday, October 6, 2013

Friday, September 20, 2013


If you are able to get my attention you only have it until another object crosses my line of vision...

Sunday, September 8, 2013

Saturday, July 27, 2013

Marching in place

If only John Phillip Sousa (sp?) could hit the side of my CD player to move this music along...

Wednesday, July 10, 2013


Every picture in my mind is a bit off if I am simply leaning into life.

Friday, June 28, 2013

Saturday, June 15, 2013

Confounded Contraptions

I would sooner cut off my toe than ask for instructions on how to work the weed whacker...

Monday, June 10, 2013

Spirit misguide

My favorite Woody Allen line begins "I shot a moose...", well I hit a goat...

Sunday, June 2, 2013

Knot Good

There are times when my stars are tied in a Gordian knot...resulting in great psychic confusion...

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

The 2% Dissolution

Is it possible to change who you are?  Can Jack Reacher ever become James Bond?

Sunday, May 5, 2013

Caddyshack Crazy

Carl Spackler is the greatest everyman character Hollywood ever created.

Sunday, April 28, 2013

Mowing Madness

Watching grass grow is only boring if you are not the one mowing the yard.

Saturday, April 6, 2013

Yelling at Tornadoes

Tornadoes and hurricanes are preceded by absolute silence, a magnificent moment of quiet before the storm.

Monday, April 1, 2013

Inspired Envy

Using envy to propel me into the future takes a certain amount of chutzpah.

Saturday, March 23, 2013


The frustrating act of prostrating oneself before the alter only to get kicked out of church...

Thursday, March 14, 2013

Saturday, March 2, 2013

Tumbling Pride

A lithesome frame does not always guarantee suppression of the inner klutz.

Sunday, February 24, 2013

Probable Dementia

Estrogen patch warning: The WHI Memory Study reported an increased risk of "probable dementia" in postmenopausal women 65 years or older on estrogen replacement patch.  I am thinking that means definite dementia for those that are not on the patch!!!

Saturday, February 16, 2013

Climate Controlled Chaos

I remember reading William Faulkner's widow bought an air conditioner the day after he died... I get it...

Friday, February 1, 2013

Sunday, January 27, 2013

Saturday, January 19, 2013

Brother-in-law Day

Just because you marry the girl shouldn't mean you marry the scary family

Saturday, January 5, 2013

Tuesday, January 1, 2013


Resolutions are not easy to attain when you live with scattered thoughts.