Misidentified

I identify myself as frequently wrong and mistakenly right

Confounded Contraptions

I would sooner cut off my toe than ask for instructions on how to work the weed whacker...

Spirit misguide

My favorite Woody Allen line begins "I shot a moose...", well I hit a goat...

Knot Good

There are times when my stars are tied in a Gordian knot...resulting in great psychic confusion...