Squirrely

If you are able to get my attention you only have it until another object crosses my line of vision...

Abundant strife

In order to live an abundant life one must choose simplicity...

Marching in place

If only John Phillip Sousa (sp?) could hit the side of my CD player to move this music along...

Impulsive

Every picture in my mind is a bit off center...as if I am simply leaning into life.

Misidentified

I identify myself as frequently wrong and mistakenly right

Confounded Contraptions

I would sooner cut off my toe than ask for instructions on how to work the weed whacker...

Spirit misguide

My favorite Woody Allen line begins "I shot a moose...", well I hit a goat...