Prostration

The frustrating act of prostrating oneself before the alter only to get kicked out of church...

Memory like a Sieve

I used to be able to screen my thoughts before I forgot what I was saying

Tumbling Pride

A lithesome frame does not always guarantee suppression of the inner klutz.

Probable Dementia

Estrogen patch warning: The WHI Memory Study reported an increased risk of "probable dementia" in postmenopausal women 65 years or older on estrogen replacement patch.  I am thinking that means definite dementia for those that are not on the patch!!!

Climate Controlled Chaos

I remember reading William Faulkner's widow bought an air conditioner the day after he died... I get it...

Fantasy Friday

Friday nights I clean house and live in my fantasies

Insomnia

It is hard to get rest when sleeping with crocodiles...