Misidentified

I identify myself as frequently wrong and mistakenly right

Confounded Contraptions

I would sooner cut off my toe than ask for instructions on how to work the weed whacker...

Spirit misguide

My favorite Woody Allen line begins "I shot a moose...", well I hit a goat...

Knot Good

There are times when my stars are tied in a Gordian knot...resulting in great psychic confusion...

Summer Annoyance Disorder (Really SAD)

Summertime and the living is allegedly easy...

The 2% Dissolution

Is it possible to change who you are?  Can Jack Reacher ever become James Bond?

Caddyshack Crazy

Carl Spackler is the greatest everyman character Hollywood ever created.